Fuck, it\'s rewind time, let the reruns roll,
Switchin\' channels like I\'m on a control,
Flippin\', zappin\', never stop for breath,
Drownin\' in nostalgia, just like Macbeth.

Yo, I kick back on my couch, turn on the TV
Flippin\' channels like it\'s cool, ain\'t got no time for DVDs
But damn, what a bore! Ain\'t nothin\' new in sight
Every show be rerunnin\', man that ain\'t right

No originality left up in this TV land game
They keep droppin\' reruns like they\'re rid of shame
But here I am waitin\', impatient by the screen
For something unforgettable that truly makes me scream

Reruns all day and night, they don\'t care \'bout our plight
I\'m stuck in this loop with no end in sight
Gimme somethin\' fresh or even slightly old school
Can\'t handle seein\' Joey Tribbiani act like such a fool!

Fresh Prince got me yellin\', \"Yo Holmes to Bel-Air!\"
ha, And Seinfeld got wit beyond compare.
Kramer slid through Jerry\'s door so free
While Elaine danced there all clumsily.

Every storyline predictably engraved in my mind
Like deja vu hitting me blind every single goddamn time
I\'ve seen Ross say \"WE WERE ON A BREAK!\" shit four score and ten
Man, stop messin\' with my brain cells again and again

This epidemic of repeating shows is takn’ its toll
Like having déjà vu wrapped around your soul
It\'s high time for the networks to break free
Unleash some newness, cuz I\'m dyin\' where is my obituary?

Reruns all day and night, they don\'t care \'bout our plight
I\'m stuck in this loop with no end in sight
Gimme somethin\' fresh or even slightly old school
Can\'t handle seein’ Jack Bauer save lives without payintoll!

Switch to cartoon characters tryna make me laugh
But Bugs Bunny can only pull the same tricks out his hat
Boredom knocks at my door asking if we\'re engaged
Yeah reruns are dead weight lyke Colossus from X-Men

Now here comes Ryan Seacrest with American Idol drama
Simon Cowell roast sessions causing endless trauma
Survivor keeps survivin’, no signs of decay
Jeff Probst with a tribal twist, who gets sent away?

Mad Men got swagger; they make even the suits look good
And Breaking Bad, damn Walter White, misunderstood!
With each rerun playin\', I savor every frame
These TV moments forever etched in my brain.

So here I am Slim with the Shady of rerun frustration
Beggin\' Hollywood execs for some creative salvation
Break the chains of predictability that weigh us down
Give me a show so wild it could flip my fuckin whole world around!

Reruns all day and night, they don\'t care \'bout our plight
I\'m stuck in this loop with no end in sight
Gimme somethin\' fresh or even slightly old school
Can\'t handle seein’ Barney Stinson chasing every fool!